Generic Phrases

funny french phrases. romantic (really good ones) phrase's. swear word's in french?

Public Comments

1. hahaha thats good, um try diconary.com for a translater
2. i dont know about swearing but ive got a couple that you might like.. le foq(pronounced fok) dans le piscine - the sealion is in the swimming pool, pondez peu - dangling bit, i did know a few more but its been a while since i was at school lol....
3. Russell please stop you ask the same questions every day, I think you need help.
4. merde is always a winner or tu petite zizi lol i think
5. Google search "the alternative dictionaries" for slang, profanities, insults and vulgarisms from all the world...and click french in the left column :)
6. My grammar is terrible but I'll write them out phonetically: Funny: "Ve pet-eh dans la fleurs" - Go fart in the flowers. Romantic: "Tu et mon vie, j'taime" - You are my life, I love you. Swear words: "Va don she colis tabernac de cris!" - Go take a s*** tabernacle of christ! Sorry my grammar isn't better, it's been a long time since I wrote anything in French...I'm still conversational in it though. Just an FYI, the swear phrase is pretty bad considering that you're using the lords name, and that's pretty taboo in French culture...at least in Quebec.
7. vos yeux ressemblent à de grandes grandes piscines glorieuses de boue= your eyes look like great big glorious pools of mud veuillez m'excuser un moment mais passer cette fois avec vous m'a fait se rend compte combien de temps il a été depuis que j'ai eu un poo vraiment grand = please excuse me a moment but spending this time with you has made me realise how long it has been since i had a really big poo. Have fun.
8. je t'aime a la folie !! ( i love you loads but in a rude way ) pronounced jeu t' aimeu ah lah folee ! voulez vous coucher avec moi se soir ? ( do you want to have sex with tonight ) tu as un beau zizi !! ( you've got a nice willy ) Tu es une pute ! ( you are a prostitute ) Tu as un beauc cul !! ( you hav a nice arse ) tu ah un bo qu
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