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i need a phrase for a tshirt and want people to catch attention to it and do something about it. it has to say something about me.so what phrase would you have on it if i was FUNNY, DRAMA QUEEN, DYSLEXIC (u can joke about it if you like, thats what its about. making it lighter and not serious), SHORT (im 4" 10, i knw! dont laff, lol, hehehe :D), INTELLIGENT, CRAZY, WEIRD (as i have been told), SWEET, KIND, CARING, LOVING, OCD (obsessive Compulsive Disorder, make it humourous and see the good side or funny side of it, pls). love FASHION, GRAPHICS, MOVIES, IM A VIRGIN!!! (i want to do this one but i need a phrase to finish it off so, i'm a virgin blah blah blah. any ideas? If it was about u, what would u write on your tshirt about YOU? are u funny, if so, what phrase would you have on your tshirt? oh, and dont forget to finish my phrase off on 'Im a virgin' PS im muslim so people would go OMG! more and thats the responce i want. lol :D if you think i should have a phrase on the above personality traits then what phrase? thats what i am asking. its a project for a t-shirt design and we have to actually make it and it has to reflect my personality, doesnt mean i have to wear it. i should be doing but its for fun an a graphic design project. dont take it too serious pls ppl.

Public Comments

  1. Take me I'm a virgin!
  2. How's ....."No I Haven't Seen as Many Dickends as You've Seen Weekends!"
  3. Uhhhhhhh, being a virgin isn't something you should be proud of...better keep that one to yourself.
  4. 1) wanna loose ur virginity??? coz m dying to losse mine
  5. How about "Nice aren't they?" accross your chest. Te he ;)
  6. It should end with But I am ready if you are!!
  7. I'm a virgin, you'll appreciate it when we marry.
  8. I saw a funny one that said VIRGIN then below it in small letters it said, this is an old shirt!
  9. I'm a virgin looking for a sponsor. AAHH that sounds stupid. No , i dont know.
  10. Well, if you are a muslim, then I think it is inappropriate to have something written on it like I'm a Virgin etc etc. and you're saying that's the reaction you want, but with your muslim community, if you have something like that written on it, they may think of you as a "slut" and I honestly don't think you want that. I would get "Drama Queen" written on my own t-shirt.
  11. How about 'I SEE TALL PEOPLE' in the style of the one that guy's wearing on the Scary Movie cover?
  12. im a virgin, come pop my cherry???? Maybe a bit too risque! My favourite is 'this bitch bites' or take pinks words 'its just you and your hand tonight!!' That is great for getting lads off my back when im out!
  13. I'm a virgin.....go f u c k yourself! but with out the space between the f u c and k
  14. girl im muslim to and to tell you the truth i dont think thats a good idea because if you are a muslim and you are still a virgin mashallah then it will show through your actions your walk your everything and inshallah a good guy you will find but if you get a shirt that says im a virgin so what then the wrong type are going to be flucking towards your way mean flying your way/ peace
  15. I'm A Virgin And I Like It Like That!
  16. I'm a virgin...wanna touch my hymie?
  17. mine would have to be: double barreled~fully loaded... yours should be: I'm a virgin~deal with it?
  18. * If Bratt Pitt doesn't rape me soon then i will!!!! ** Watch out Im a desperate Virgin! *** I still have my flower and I'm not afraid to use it!
  19. Well they say that a terrorist gets 72 virgins (or whatever number it is) if he blows himself up so yours could say that you are the 73rd virgin. I will do the theme with you & wear a t-shirt that sez "I would rather wear this funny t-shirt then a bomb just to get blown"
  20. I would have an arrow going doing down to my crotch saying 'may contain nuts' and put on my friends' t shirt, the same downwards arrow saying ' contains small parts which may choke children' how about one saying 'this really as intersting as you thopught it will be is is it? or 'wanna see some more?' 'if you can read this you are too close' 'stop staring at my chest' 'you better be reading this and not just looking at my breasts' 'smells like sex in here!' 'at least you're not looking at my arse' god enough for you..lots of ideas for teachers no?
  21. I love designing t shirts but love searching the net for ideas to. Here's just a few of my faves: "Trust Me I'm A Virgin" "This Is Not the Life I Ordered" "Stop Following Me – I'm Not a Shoplifter" "What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?" "Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult" "Don't annoy the crazy person!" "I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter" "No midgets above this line ________ " Hope you find what you're looking for!
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